2012 Olympic Torchbearer
I was on the phone today to the London Olympic Organising Committee providing my inside leg measurements, waist size and details of my running ability. My twin brother's nomination of me as one of the 8,000 British Olympic Torchbearer has been accepted. This means that on Thursday 26 July, on the eve of the 2012 London Olympic Games, I'll be running 300m around Southwark in a jumpsuit carrying the flame - designed by Barber and Osgerby, who funnily enough also designed our plastic toilet brush and bathroom rubbish bin.